So we bought the girls the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie for Christmas. We buy them nice Christian movies and assume they'll be a good influence.
However, two and three year olds overlook the message of God will take you on greater adventures than you could ever plan for yourself. Instead . . .
They're sword fighting with butterknives.
(It took Evelyn about three minutes to realize this was not such a hot idea. I overheard her telling Riley that they should just pretend).